There’s Math, Little Johnny and Premarital Sex
On Friday's we try and laugh a bit. JU is supposed to help us with that... he brings in his jokes and tries to make us laugh. This rarely works. There is a reason we call this feature "Lame Joke Friday". Because it is just that... lame and generally not funny.
JU always tries to turn it up a notch. I'll give him credit for that, but not much else. This week he brought in 3 jokes. He usually has 2, but this time (he must have known how lame they were) he brought in 3 offerings.
On a weekly basis, he generally brings in 2 jokes. One is relatively short. The second one is usually a "shaggy dog story". In other words, one that keeps getting longer and longer. But this time he has 3 jokes and all 3 were short. WIN!
The first joke had to do with 2 guys and some math issues. The second one was a Little Johnny joke. But not quite as bad as most of the Little Johnny jokes that I've heard. And the third one was 2 guys talking about pre-marital sex. Who did, and who didn't.
This is how it went:
See what I mean? Lame. Joke. Friday. There is a reason this is called lame, because it really is lame... lame jokes, that is.
I'm sure he will be back next week. Whether or not he'll have 2 or 3 jokes- well, that remains to be seen. Until then, try and find some other things that are funnier than our own Johnny U-ma.