What Would You NOT Do, Even for a Million Dollars?

You know, money is always tight. You play the lotto hoping to win some big money. You daydream of becoming rich and living the good life. In reality, money rarely drops in your lap. So, what if someone offered you a million dollars cash to do something? It could be anything. I guess the more interesting question is, what would you NOT do for a million dollars. Keep it family friendly with your responses. I have to admit, there isn't much I wouldn't do for a million dollars. The one thing that comes to mind is climbing a radio tower. Heights scare the hell out of me. I'm interested to see some of the responses to this. Once again, what would you NOT do, even for a million dollars? And remember, keep it family friendly, please.