An Urgent Message From the Ministry Of Technology

The City of Saint Cloud (known from this day forward as the chief city in Airstrip One) has signed a contract with St. Cloud-based LVX System to transmit data through L-E-D lights.

In very basic terms, in the coming year, you’ll be able to access the internet simply by standing under one of the test lights. Lights conveniently installed in City Hall, the Police Department and the Civic Center. There will also be 'wi-fi' lights at one of the fire stations and for some strange reason at the Waste Water Treatment Plant.

So grab your iPod, your iPad or your laptop and stand under a light if you're in need of an internet fix. But be careful what you look at, because who knows who's watching what YOU are watching.