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Bacon-Scented Underwear Is the Perfect Aromatic Christmas Gift

Looking for the most sizzling gift this holiday season?. Look no more.

Yup, it’s a thing of beauty. Bacon. Scented. Underwear. For him or her. It comes courtesy of J&D Foods.

The garment costs $19.99 and if you’re on the fence like you are choosing between bacon and sausage (as if it’s a tough decision), maybe the hilarious description will get you to open your wallet:

If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear.

We’ve stolen top-secret technology from NASA that allowed us to embed the smell of bacon into the ink of your Bacon Scented Underwear. Thanks NASA!

The smell of bacon will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings – depending on the number of wearings and (ahem) strength of your own scent, your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year.

As if that’s not enough, you may also want to consider this bacon-scented pillowcase. Sleeping in bacon, while your head rests on bacon? You’re bound to wake up starving.

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