This morning I attempted to tell another joke since John Umf, our resident aspiring comedian couldn't make it in for Friday's Lame Joke.

Here's a copy of the joke in case you wish to share it:

A successful farmer named Alphonse died and left everything to his faithful wife Chasity. She was a very nice woman but knew very little about farming so she decided to hire a farmhand.  Two cowboys applied. One was gay and the other a drunk.  Chasity decided to hire the gay cowboy thinking he would be safer to have around than the drunk. He proved to be a very hard worker who put in long hours and knew a lot about farming. Chasity and her new farmhand worked very hard together for several weeks and the farm was doing very well.Then one day Chasity said to her new gay farmhand "you have done a really good job and the farm looks great.You should go into town and kick up your heels".The guy agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came and he wasn't home yet. Two o'clock and still not home. Finally he returned about three o'clock and upon entering the room he found Chasity sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her."Unbutton my dress and take it off". Trembling, he did as she ordered. "Now take off my shoes" He did as she ordered ever so slowly."Now take off my socks". He removed each slowly and gently placed them by her shoes."Now take off my blouse". He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. Now take off my bra" Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and gently dropped it to the floor.Then Chasity looked him in the eye and said "If you ever where my clothes into town again, you're FIRED!"