Comedy

"Breathtaking!" "Exhilarating!" "Take my money now!" - These are not reviews of the movie, but the effects of crack. Just so you know.

The only thing missing from this is a chorus line of bowling pin adorned dancers.

Rodd Scheinerman was perplexed. He kept coming home to strangely moved furniture, paw prints on his counters and food missing.

Vader is such a self-righteous kill-joy.

The show's Director and SFX genius Greg Nicotero enlisted a bona-fied super fan to prank the hell out of Reedus.

I've heard people talk about Coachella. I've even driven past the site it's held (on the way to a lush suburbanite Big Bear touristy resort) out in Sunny California.

Decked out in 80's headband and sleeveless jean-vest, Fallon treats us to a spot on impersonation of Jersey's favorite son.

With all that whining and crying coming from the East Coast, you'd think the world was entering some sort of new Ice Age. But we're from Minnesota. We just call it Monday. Hey NYC, STFU.

Apparently you're supposed to take a bathroom #selfie while doing something extraordinary. But I'm not sure everyone understands the concept of extraordinary

After a proper wait, everyone's favorite white-bread ninja Chuck Norris casually 'floats' in with his response.

Back in 2008 John's mom told him to 'sober-up and send out Christmas cards like a normal person' . So John did just that. Well. Almost.

In a flash of brilliance, Minneapolis artist Phil Jones decided to make art out of these sad and lonely two-dimensional pleas for your occupancy.