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Dear Baxter, Settle an Argument Between Me and My Wife. Which is More Painful, Childbirth or a Kick in the Nads?

Dear Baxter,

My wife and I have this ongoing argument about with is more painful, a kick in the nuts or childbirth?  Since, for obvious reasons, neither one of us can relate to the other's claim, I fear we will never solve this...

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Dear Baxter, Can a Boob Job Make You Stupid?

Baxter,

My girlfriend of 3 years just got a breast enlargement and while I'm thrilled with the results, I've noticed her IQ has seemed to drop quite a bit...

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Happy Anniversary to My Best Wife, So Far!

Today, my wife Judy and I celebrate 3 years of marriage.  Judy is my third and final wife, knock on wood.  Funny story, we grew up across the street from each other and pretty much lost contact with each other for many years...

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Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Thrives on Drama

Baxter,

I just got engaged to my girlfriend after dating for over a year.  I actually don't know how I made it a year.  For some reason, she thrives on drama and even when things are going great she finds something to get angry about...

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What Tips Do You Have For Dating Your Ex?

(Almost) Everyone has been in a relationship. And there's a 50/50 chance that relationship will end. So, what tips do you have for the next person to fall for your ex's charms?

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Dear Baxter, Is a Second Date Too Early to Tell Her She Stinks?

Dear Baxter,

I met a new girl and our first day went pretty well, except for one thing.  I'm not sure if she wears any deodorant or what she's wearing just isn't working...

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Dear Baxter, I Just Found Out the Woman I’m Going to Marry Has Quite the Past.

Baxter,

I sure hope you can help me.  I've been engaged for a few months now and all was going great.  Lately, I've been hearing all sorts of things about my fiance's sexual adventures before we met...

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Dear Baxter, I’m So Happy! Jennifer Aniston and I Are Having Kind Of a Thing!

Dear Baxter,

For months now I've been writing to Jennifer Aniston.  At first, I didn't hear a thing back, but yesterday i received an official restraining order...

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Dear Baxter, We Bought One of Those Tiny Houses and I’m Having a Big Problem

Dear Baxter,

My wife and I have been married for two years and were renting a house until recently. One day we were watching HGTV's episode on these new tiny houses that are all the rave...

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Dear Baxter, I’m Not Sure My Wife and I Speak the Same Language.

Dear Baxter,

With Spring right around the corner, I mentioned to my wife that maybe it's time to buy a motorcycle and enjoy the nice weather coming, riding around like I see so many others doing...

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Dear Baxter, My Wife Wants a Boob Job for Christmas

Baxter,

Not sure what to do.  Lately, my wife has been hinting that she wants to get a breast enlargement for her Christmas gift.  I checked into it and it's very expensive...

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Dear Baxter, I Slept With My Fiance’s Mother

Baxter,

A couple of years ago, when I was working as a bartender, I hooked up with a very attractive, yet older woman.  It was just one night and I never saw her again...

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