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St. Cloud Is a Dating Hub, Don’t Forget About Some Of the Older Women – Here’s Why

There's an old saying "age before beauty", no matter where you live. Sure, St. Cloud is a dating hub because of all the colleges, but don't forget about the benefits of dating older women!

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A Burger to Die For, Literally! The 8,000 Calorie Burger. This is On My Bucket List [VIDEO]

By far the highest calorie burger I can find in the United States. The "quadruple bypass burger" at the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona is a whopping 8,000 calories!

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Creepy Gyms
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I Started My Gym Workout, and Saw None of This Thankfully! [VIDEO]

So I'm all set to go for my 'Biggest Loser Challenge' starting on Monday, and started to get familiar with the gym again today. This video depicts everything that is NOT what my facility is all about!

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5 Outside-the-Bottle Gifts for the Drinker(s) in Your Family

For the drinker in your family — or if you’re simply buying presents for yourself (such a generous human being) — we’ve complied a list of five great boozy gifts for people who like to take a nip or two (or three or four) now and again.

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Just watching...uh, documentaries... (Getty Images)
Just watching...uh, documentaries... (Getty Images)
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New Study Reveals Male Porn Watchers’ Favorite Positions For Women

You may be surprised by the positions that men prefer!

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Fantasy Football Guys
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Even Though A Minnesota Man Won $1 Million In Fantasy Football, I’m Done Playing it!

A Twin Cities guy wins a million in online fantasy football, but that doesn't excite me as fantasy sports ruined my love for the game, and I'll never go back to it.

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I Fart, You Fart, Everybody Farts. Let Me Tell You About Them! [VIDEO]

The next time you drop one, think of which type of fart it is. I help you understand exactly what caused your favorite farts today. It's all based on your diet!

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Pickup Lines From Around the World Will Help (Or Destroy) Your Game

What's your sign? Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? We Americans have plenty of tired old pickup lines, so it's time to go international.

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Sugar Daddy
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Here Are the Top 10 Cities to Be a Sugar Daddy

There's no need to be alone in the Lone Star State.

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Samsung Debuts Its New Flagship Smartphone, The Galaxy S IV
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New Virus Snaps Photo of You During a Rub-and-Tug…Then Demands Ransom

There are porn apps that will snap a photo of you mid-tug and demand you pay a ransom. If you don't? Oh boy.....

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Cognacs You Should Try
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7 Cognac Bottles You Should Add to Your Bar (Maybe One at a Time, Though)

There's a lot more to cognac than just Hennessy and Remy.

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Choad
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Choad Gets a New Hat: Part Deux [VIDEO]

The first MN Wild hat that I ordered didn't fit. Did the replacement do what the original couldn't?

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