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Empire State Building Lights Syncronized to Steely Dan’s “FM (No Static at All)”

On October 29, 2015, the 50th anniversary of the installation of a Master FM Antenna on the top of the Empire State Building, the global landmark synchronized its world-famous tower lights to Steely Dan's 1978 smash "FM (No Static At All)"...

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Guess Who’s Coming Back to the Loon Morning Show?

It is my pleasure, with barely any reservations, to announce the return of Laura to the Loon Morning Show. Effective October 2nd, Laura will be returning after serving an eight year prison sentence for fatally strangling a spider monkey at the Minnesota Zoo...

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7-Person Tricycle Is the Height of Idiotic Innovation

Forget the bus. Skip the train. Don't worry about HOV lanes. This is a whole new form of mass transit.

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Ron Wood and Wife Sally Welcome Twins

Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood is a proud father again at the age of 68.

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Man Kills Brother After They Argue About…A Cheeseburger?

Guess you can say this guy had a real beef with his brother.

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I Won’t Help You Unless You Pay Me In Beer! [POLL]

What kind of jobs would you be willing to do to get paid in beer?

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Ingenious Pranksters Fill Friend’s House With Beer

In this hilarious video, a group of friends in New Zealand decide to rig the water lines in their buddy’s house so that beer came out of every tap in the house. Then, they set up dozens of cameras all over the house to catch his reaction. It’s a prank that will have frat brothers everywhere drooling with envy.

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7 Warning Signs That You’re Becoming A Grown-Up

You can't stop the march of time, or the accumulation of birthdays; but you can join me in the fight against growing up. I used to think that deep down inside I was 12, until a friend told me I reminded him of his 8-year-old. I took that as a compliment.

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What Was Your Biggest Letdown When You Became An Adult?

Let's face it, growing up's not all it's cracked up to be. Broken dreams, crushed spirits, empty promises. I'm kidding (kind of), but we all have a list of letdowns based on expectations of what we thought becoming an adult meant. Here are the top disappointments.

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NFL Legend Ronnie Lott Falls Out of His Chair During NCAA Football Studio Show, Hilarity Ensues [VIDEO]

The biggest hit on the first weekend of the college football season didn’t even happen on the field.

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Unwritten Rules in Life We Should All Know

Today on the Morning Sideshow we've been discussing unwritten rules in life that we should all know and all agree on. These are rules that aren't open for discussion. Things like, 'if you're not passing someone, get out of the left lane.' But wait, there's more.

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Both Men & Women Are Hot For Doctor

According to an article in Time, the vast majority of both men and women find doctors attractive. And when it comes to what kind of doctor is most dateable; the surgeon tops the list. Could it be because they are seen as being so good with their hands?

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