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If You Saw This Would You Have Told The Guy?

A couple of young female fans at a Braves baseball game noticed the lady in front of them sexting to a guy, and decided to tell the husband about it. The husband was sitting right next to her while she's texting "Nancy" about being naked laying on the floor.

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Great Ideas For Making Use Of Household Items, Hilarious Commentary!

Warning, you will pee your pants reading the author's comments above each of these "life hacks". Honestly, some of these are great ideas that I sent over to my wife to try, especially the 'how to fold a fitted sheet' hack. Which is your favorite?

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Would You Go On a Zombie-Themed Cruise?

Some people can't get enough of zombies and will take them in any form they can get. From video games, to movies, to festivals...there is an obsession. A cruise is set to sail in a few months, and the entire theme is zombies.

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The Word ‘Fart’ is Boring. Let’s Start Changing It Up.

Everybody farts, it's human nature, but why be boring and call it a "fart" every time you say it? Over the next week your task is to replace the word "fart" with one from this alternate list of the word. You'll be the life of the party, and will feel so much more intelligent having expanded your vocabulary.

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Woman Beats Animal Rights Activist With a Duck [VIDEO]

Ever been hit by the very thing you're trying to protect?

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Top Ten Horror Flicks of the 21st Century

3,500 people voted for the Top Ten Horror Flicks of the 21st Century and they're dead wrong.

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Barry Allen
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Barry Gets a Coffee Cup [VIDEO]

Assigning coffee cups is a lost art.

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Choad Bought a Hat [VIDEO]

I bought a hat. I also have a giant head.

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Study Finds Primary School Children Have 3X NEA Recommended Homework Load

Do kids today really have TOO MUCH homework?

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The shower is over there!!!
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Eli Manning on Center’s Under Odor

"[It's] hard to get that stench off sometimes."

*shudder*

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Uptown Funk Sung by 280 Movies [VIDEO]

280 movies + 3 months of your time = 4 1/2 minutes of WHOA!

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The Puddle of Mudd Bet

A bet was made...because we're jerks...

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