Most of us will never be able to afford the naming rights to a library, hospital or stadium but who needs such showiness when you can have a bathroom named after you for a whole lot less?
While the New York Giants celebrated their Super Bowl XLVI victory with a parade in New York City on Tuesday, the New England Patriots are being offered the opportunity to ease the agony of their defeat via an all-expenses paid trip to Aruba.
You ever see these people who tuck everything into their pants? And unfortunately, it’s usually the people who shouldn’t be tucking in anything.
Don’t you hate dress pants? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been sitting around the office thinking to myself – “I really hate these stuffy dress pants.”
German women wouldn’t have an issue with the lip shaped urinals at the recently opened Rolling Stones museum in Lüchow, Germany if they came installed with tongues. That way, the toilet would more accurately resemble the famous lips logo the band has long used in promotional material.
One of the most annoying things ever is when you miss a call and your voicemail sound doesn’t go off until minutes later. You instantly know that this numbnut who just called you, rattled off their mouth for who the hell knows how long and you know it’s
January 30, 2012 At least that's what the former wrestler and reality TV star recently told the 'London Sun'. I personally find it really hard to believe this story, but I'll let you decided the believability for yourself.
I don’t normally eat at fast food joints, but last weekend I went to one to get a vanilla ice cream cone. I’m waiting in the drive-thru and I can hear the guy in front of me ordering and all I hear is this: “I need a #1, I need a
Many useful machines have been invented, and, one would think that a time machine would be the best machine a person could invent. How very wrong. Clearly, the best machine ever invented is this all-in-one breakfast machine. Say good-bye to Jimmy Dean and drive-thrus and hello to breakfast bliss.
January 19, 2012 For some reason this guy thought it would be a good idea to attempt to reenact the famous slide across the floor while 'Old Time Rock 'n Roll' plays in the background just like Tom Cruise did in the movie 'Risky Business'. Well, he was wrong, but what he did right was video tape it and put it on YouTube for our enjoyment.
Here’s the question I’ve been wondering this week. When in the hell did Diet Mountain Dew become so popular?? I ordered a pizza last weekend and one of the only drink choices, Diet Mountain Dew. What!? Has that always been an option??
I work in an office where we have a lunchroom with a couple vending machines, in
January 18, 2012 When you have no time to prepare dinner, it's to cold to leave the house to get dinner, you're to lazy to cook, or you just have no idea what to make, you order in, right? Delivery service is one of those things that just makes life easier. Now someone else is jumping on the delivery band-wagon...burger and fries anyone?
