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This Puts a WHOLE New Meaning to Taco Seasoning [PHOTO]

When passing through the isles of Wally World, you expect to see some interesting people. This on the other hand had me on the floor laughing my ass off!

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Paris Hilton
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Fantasize About Sex With a Celebrity? Here’s a Huge List of Those With an STD

Before you decide to hook up with a celebrity, it may be a good idea to see their STD test. Here's a list of celebrities you may want to think twice about sleeping with.

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Minnesota’s Most Common Sexual Fetish – I’m Really Not Surprised

Ever wondered what Minnesota's most desired sexual fetish topic is? The results are in and even though it doesn't surprise me, I'm glad it's not beastiality like some would assume...

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Hot For Teacher? Rogers Student Gets $425K Settlement

Suspension followed a Rogers student after writing a website a response that he'd made out with his 28-year old teacher. He ended up with a $425k settlement from it.

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Shameless Man Asks 100 Women to Have Sex

Well, there's something to be said for getting right to the point.

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Study That Can’t Possibly Be True Reveals Men Eat Tons of Pizza to Seduce Women

Men eat an extra-large sausage so they can share their extra-large sausage with the fairer sex.

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Just watching...uh, documentaries... (Getty Images)
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New Study Reveals Male Porn Watchers’ Favorite Positions For Women

You may be surprised by the positions that men prefer!

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Playboy Marilyn Monroe
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Playboy Is Done With Nude As Of March, 2016

You know the world is changing when Playboy announces they are done with nudes! Hold onto your collection, they may be worth a lot more come March of next year.

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Oh My! How Men React To Boobs [VIDEO]

What is it with boobs? Do we even know what to do with them, or what exactly is the reason they can get us to do anything like a puppy with a treat being offered?

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Insecure Wife
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How To Keep Your Man Faithful? Sign His Manhood! [VIDEO]

Any man that's OK with this has good to be whipped something fierce. She's just a tad bit nuts herself, but VERY serious about it!

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Spies Rejser via YouTube
Spies Rejser via YouTube
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The Danish Want Their Citizens To “Do It For Mom” [VIDEO]

Is your adult child not giving you the grandbabies that you crave? Then check out this ad from Denmark!

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Public Display of Affection
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What’s Your Opinion of Public Displays of Affection (PDA)? [POLL]

Everybody has their opinion of PDA's, or "public displays of affection", with it being socially acceptable or something to keep in the private...

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