March 24, 2014 The rest of the country is off playing some sort of twisted bastardized version of our beloved chase-around-the-circle game called Duck Duck Goose.
March 18, 2014 From this point on I will never sleep.
March 17, 2014 If you thought your job had it's hazards, guess again.
March 17, 2014 Of all things for people to steal, manhole covers. Really? And For What Purpose?
March 13, 2014 Apparently LA Fitness Center in Roseville was the place to be on Sunday (3/2/2014) as a brawl broke out and like most over something silly.
March 11, 2014 Ok, so I've watched this five times. I'm not going to say too much more cuz I want to watch it again. Suffice to say that it is brilliant.
March 10, 2014 Smug. Arrognat. Dickish. Yeah there's the word I'm looking for... Dickish. God forbid I share a Justin Bieber video on The LOON website, but this had to be done. THERE.ARE.NO. WORDS. Except TOTAL DICK.
March 6, 2014 After just four hours of deliberation and hearing testimony from 62 year-old Eugene Otto Zumhofe denying all of the criminal sexual conduct allegations, a Kandiyohi County jury came back with a guilty verdict on each of the 12 counts.
March 4, 2014 It took longer than expected. But somebody finally put a Breaking Bad-Godzilla-Pacific Rim mash up together. I was beginning to worry if the Internet was asleep.
March 4, 2014 No one's sure if the idiot ghost of Vinnie Barbarino suddenly took hold of him, or if it was just plain actor arrogance,
February 26, 2014 Man cannot live by bread alone, but he apparently can survive by eating pizza.
February 24, 2014 One of the most interesting GIF hacks going around in the past couple of weeks is White Bar 3-D.
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