This one is making the rounds on Twitter right now. I'm all in favor of hoping for a little attention on your birthday, but this is just sad. Sad. Sad I tell you. I followed her just out of sympathy. I figure I'll unfollow her in a few days and she'll never know the difference.

#sadsadsadlittlestarlet

In fact, it's so sad, even Kristin Stewart showed some emotion.