Loon Morning Rundown: Hearing Voices [AUDIO]

As heard on the February 20th show:

1. Woman Changes Name to Alphabet

A Colombian woman just won her year long battle with the government to have her name changed to ABCDEFGHIJKLMN and last name OPQRSTUVWXYZ.  Yes the alphabet.  The university art teacher and former fetish model said she did it so people wouldn't know who she was.

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2. The Three Breasted Woman is Back

Jasmine Tridevil, the woman who claimed to have three breasts last year is back in a new interview with Daily Mail, once again trying to fool people into believing her third breast story is real.  A telling flight receipt from her lost luggage showed a three breasted prosthetic piece to be in her possession, so that's how she was pulling it off.

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 3. Karma is a Bitch Sometimes

Do you have the right to go through life being an impatient dick?  Yes, but just know that one day karma may come to bite you in the ass like it did for one guy who pushed another commuter on the subway and yelled curse words at him, only to find out it was the man who would interview him at the job interview he was in such a hurry to get to.  Whoops.

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4. Three Positive Things

Yesterday we talked about University of Pennsylvania professor, Marin Seligman's proven technique to create more happiness in your life.  He suggests to take ten minutes each day and write down three positive things that happened and a quick sentence as to why.  It can even be little things like a nice compliment.  We shared our three things from day one.

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5. Guy's Family Convinces Him He Is Hearing Voices

One family played a nasty trick on the Dad around the house by making him think he was going nuts and hearing voices.  They rigged the movie they were watching to play a creepy deep voice every once in a while and then pretended the Dad was the only one hearing it.  Watch the video!  NSFW language ahead.