When did it come to this? According to a story in the New York Times, a lot of men are turning to plastic surgery to get 'butt implants,' finally getting the rear ends they have always wanted; fuller butts, not the skinny ones age has left them with.

Turns out that as guys age, we typically lose fat in our hands, faces, and butts -- and gain it in our guts. The fix often comes in the form of having liposuction to remove fat from bellies and love handles; then having it injected into the flat butts.

Jesus, really? Stop it.