There's a diet that's based around putting butter in your coffee. It sounds gross and I can say that it is thanks to my Aunt on my Mom's side of the family who ran out of creamer when I visited last time. But adding mayonnaise in your coffee? Now that right there is crossing a line dude.

A TV sports reporter from Philadelphia named Jim Salisbury (Make me want a steak now) tweeted last week that he ran out of half-and-half for his coffee, so he put in a scoop of MAYONNAISE.

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah... the next time that I run out of creamer, which is going to be a while since I buy it in bulk, I think I'll just ask my next door neighbor for a tablespoon, or three, of whatever creamer she has.