Cops Bust Nude Burglar Covered in Chocolate and Peanut Butter
On Tuesday, a naked burglar was found by workers in a Kentucky supermarket completely covered in chocolate and peanut butter. Hey, can you blame him? The two go so perfectly together.
The thief, 22-year-old Andrew Toothman, was naked except for a pair of boots and had chocolate and peanut butter “smeared all over his person,” (gross!) according to a police report.
But the details of this bizarre robbery attempt don’t end there. Toothman had also discharged Food World IGA’s fire extinguishers and spelled out the word “sorry” on the floor by using NyQuil cold medicine. Well, at least he apologized.
Toothman was arrested on charges of indecent exposure, burglary and criminal mischief, and held on $25,000 bail. He’s been released since then, however. So, best keep an eye on your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.