15 Stupidest Criminals of 2013
2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons).
That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed - or unpunished.
In no particular order, here are the top 15 stupid criminals of 2013.
Darwin would be so proud.
Guy Says He Was Doing 112 Miles Per Hour to Dry Off His Car
In his defense, it was really, really wet.
Man Attacks Woman for Taking Too Long While Choosing Movie at Redbox [VIDEO]
Joining Netflix might be the safer thing to do.
Couple Gets Into Fight Over 'American Idol'
And you thought nobody watched 'American Idol' anymore.
North Dakota Woman Hides Glass Meth Pipe in Her Vagina, Internal Bleeding Ensues
In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.
Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist
Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.
Guy Takes Dump in Store While Stealing Clothes
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Mother Arrested for Letting 22-Month-Old Smoke From a Bong
The world’s worst mother may very well live in Centralia, Washington.
Enraged Man Beats Woman in Wheelchair for Eating Last Piece of Chicken
Some people have no clue how to treat the handicapped.
Man Burns Down Neighbor’s House Because He Didn’t Cut His Lawn
If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky.
Girl Flips Off Judge While Getting Sentenced
Four people you don't want to mess with. The people that handle your food, cut your hair, or do your tattoos. The fourth is a judge. Apparently this girl forgot about that last one.
World’s Most Cold-Hearted Thief Steals $6 From a Nun
A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession.
Mom Hires Strippers for Son’s 16th Birthday Party
His friends probably thought she was the coolest mom ever.
Father Kills Son After Football Argument
An Indiana man tearfully confessed that he “killed the thing that he loved most in the world,” after shooting his son in front of the 19-year-old's pregnant girlfriend following an argument over football.
Gross! Mother Slips Jailed Son Drugs in Open-Mouthed Kiss
All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others.
Cops Bust Man Who Groped Fast Food Worker by Following Trail of Curly Fries
You can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.