Dance Like The Cops Are Coming
I swear, there are more crazy stories out of Florida than all the other states combined. Must be something in the water, right?
Indian River Sheriffs were called to a Vero Beach address after a complaint of an “intoxicated subject.”.
They were told there was a woman who “appeared to be under the influence of an unknown drug, as she actively took her clothes off on the roadway.” The 25 year old woman arrived at an intersection in a red pickup and after exiting her vehicle, proceeded to remove her clothes.
“After the female stripped herself down to her underclothes, she began swigging (sic) a golf club and dancing in the middle of the roadway,” the affidavit states.
Deputies say she paced around barely dressed and “slurring profanities at people passing by”.
She was arrested and jailed on a disorderly intoxication (the best kind) charge.
I wonder how many cooped up people will end up doing something similar before this pandemic stuff is over?
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