Walter White Wannabe Got Broken Bad in Cottage Grove

Fortunately, this genius is no longer out there.

A Cottage Grove man has been charged for a whole lotta meth...because it was illegal.

A 44-year-old Walter White wannabe in Cottage Grove has been charged with:

• conspiracy to distribute meth
• possession with intent to distribute meth
• possession of a firearm as a felon
• possession of a firearm in furtherance of a drug trafficking crime

Officials had found 186 pounds of meth at his home.

Just throw the pizza on his roof book at him.

The not genius remains in custody pending further proceedings. Byyyyyyye!

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H/T: KSTP

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