Here it is, your new job
Do you have a good driving record? Always wanted to be a weiner?
Remember this kid? Could be you- sort of.
Have you always wanted to drive the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile?? Here is your chance! Maybe it's just something you never thought about and now you can. Aim high, as they say.
I mean, how cool would this be? Maybe you get weiners for life. It could happen. Everyone would love you automatically, and hey, you drive around in a huge hot dog mobile. Seriously, what could be better?
Dream big, aim high!