Loon Morning Show Rundown: What People Really Google About Sex [AUDIO]

As heard on the January 27th show:

1. What Questions People Are Really Asking About Sex

According to Google, people have a lot of questions about their own bodies. Especially when it comes to the under carriage. In fact, men Google questions about their penis more than any other body part hands down. The most popular questions have to do with size. Is it too small? What size should it be? How can I make it bigger?

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2. That 3-Breasted Woman Got a DUI

That woman who tried to claim she had three-breasts is back. She was arrested in the "great" state of Florida for a DUI. She's also trying to be a musician now. Check out her first music video... if you can call this music. How the hell did she manage to find people to say yes to being in this?!

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3. Money Makes You LESS Sad, Not Happy

Says the guy with a hand full of dollar bills. How can something make you less sad, but not happier? When you feel less sad, isn't it because you're feeling more happy? We're so sick of hearing how money doesn't buy you happiness. No, but it does buy you things that make you happy like vacations to tropical destinations, big screens, fun big boy toys, etc.

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4. KFC's Chicken Bun Dog

Okay. That's not what it's called, but we kind of like it. It's called the Double Down Dog and it's a hot dog that's covered in cheese, filled with cheese, and then wrapped up in a chicken breast instead of a bun. Sadly, they're only releasing it temporarily in the Philippines. But why? Our arteries need clogging too.

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5. Facebook & Instagram Went Down Last Night = End of the World

Or at least it was for some. There were wide spread outages last night on both social networks with users not being able to log into their accounts. So the internet did what it always does, went over to another social network to bitch about it like life would cease to exist if the services didn't come back up. Mind you, they were only down for an hour. Oh. My. God.

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6. Rabbit Delivers Beer

Meet Wallace the wabbit. He's a pretty smart rabbit who has learned the important task of fetching a beer for his owner. Now, while it's obvious the owner had to get up, grab the beer and place it in this homemade cart, the rabbit still looks awesome pushing the beer cart, no?