Minnesotans, Refresh: Caribou Announces 'Sip On Summer' Menu

I keep getting asked, "What's OpeDog?" To which I respond, "Ope, not much'n you?" So anyway...

Not everybody drinks hot black coffee year-round like me, so those weirdos can rejoice as Caribou has announced their summer menu of refreshing-yet-caffeinated drinks.

Caribou 'Sip On Summer' Menu is Now Available

I might even try some of these, especially the energy drinks. But first:

Fruit Shakers

(image via CaribouCoffee.com)

These are caffeine-free (but WHY?!), made of real fruit, and come in three flavors:

Strawberry Fruit Shaker - Strawberry, Vanilla, and Coconutmilk shaken with ice
Peach Fruit Shaker - Peach, Vanilla, and Coconutmilk shaken with ice
Berry Punch Fruit Shaker - 'Signature Punch Base', Vanilla, and Coconutmilk shaken with ice

So they're shaken, not stirred? James Bond-approved!

Energy Drinks

(image via CaribouCoffee.com)

Now we're talking! I'm far too ~~fat~~ ~~out-of-shape~~ ~~lazy~~ sleepy to drink too much liquid that isn't caffeinated. These drinks contain 200mg of caffeine each, which is about 1 to 2 cups of coffee, depending on how strong you make it (so basically a shot of coffee made by me).