The Phrases You Love to Use the Most…On a T-Shirt!
We can't all wear our hearts on our sleeves...that's a serious medical condition with a very high (hello!) mortality rate, Hoss. But if we could wear our most-used phrase on our chest (preferably on a t-shirt instead of tattooed), what would it be?
This morning (Tuesday 10/8), I asked listeners what their t-shirt would say. What would yours say? Note: my graphic design skills are elementary, at-best.
Simple, effective, all-encompassing...and the most popular, by far.
The safe-for-work version of "WTF".
Probably not very safe-for-work...
...I'm sure one of those Fs is "Force"...right?
...and now we're going straight to Human Resources for THIS one...
In my personal experience, this phrase is said by jerkfaces who absolutely do NOT appreciate me, but appreciate the extra work I put in to make their job easier. Why try when someone else can carry your dead weight for you? /TraumaDump
If you have to say it out loud...
Spoiler alert: it won't buff out.
*poke* ...you sure it's real?
\m/ \m/
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
It's half the battle. The kiss might send you on a detour to HR, but at least you're on the road.
RALPHIE! WATCH OUT FOR THE SOAP!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The blue-collar punctuation mark of legend, in many more characters than a simple dot.
Some phrases don't belong on a t-shirt, but perhaps where they'll actually be noticed.
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