Snowmobiling This Weekend? Beware of Deer! [VIDEO]

Deer are a**holes.

Oh hey! Me is dumb!

They run out in front of your new car that you just had detailed before you picked up that hot girl you've been flirting with for months before finally getting a date, and wreck your car. Because - with their "superior" hearing - they decided that the obviously safer place to be while this lighted metal murder machine on wheels approached was ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, RIGHT BEFORE IT GETS HERE.

Or maybe the dumbass deer decided to stroll out onto the highway to get high off the asphalt (highway, amirite?!?), and then was too stoned (asphalted?) to move as the murder machine came barrel through their torso.

I don't like deer. I've hit a few while living in northern Minnesota. Fortunately, only with vehicles (and one rock...long story).

Facebook user Scott Rauls was enjoying sledding a trail recently. Bambi decided to wreck that for him. Check out the video below.