This is how you know you’re single

So- you're a normal guy, you come home and find that your toilet seat is down.  WHAT??  Yes, down... and that's weird.  Let's just start by saying that I think it's a bit strange that this particular person notices that something is up because the seat is DOWN!  Come on... you never put the thing down?

Anyhoo- because the seat was down, this guy finds out that he's been robbed.  Yes, robbed.

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