Wait…what…. there’s beer?

There is NO WAY I would take that one way trip to Mars.  No way!  I mean, that is a hard N. O.

But wait... there's beer?

Maybe.

Looks like it's been discovered that hops may be able to grow on Mars.  Yes, the planet Mars.  Although there is that problem of a poisonous element still in the soil that's on Mars, but by the time any of this would happen, hopefully they would have that part ironed out.

And of course, these guys want to be the first ones to capitalize on that deal.

So, if there would be beer on Mars, would you go?

I probably still wouldn't, but at least it's a bit more enticing.