An Eventful Weekend For Mark Alan

I thought what a great weekend to get organized in my new place somewhat over the weekend BUT stranger things have happened.

Friday I stayed home instead of going out with friends and decided to throw a pizza in the oven, so far so good.

I always buy either a pepperoni or sausage or a combo of both then I add more pepperoni and onions. This particular night I added more cheese on top and covered the whole pizza (heart attack waiting to happen) anyway I turned on the oven to pre-heat it, still good.

The pre-heat buzzer went off and I put the pizza in the oven, I cracked open a beer and sat down watching the tube and noticed it sure smelled smokey in my place. I looked over and saw smoke just pouring out of the oven and thought damn what's up with this, come to find out I had the oven on broil instead of bake.

The smoke alarms were going off like no tomorrow and I took the burnt pizza out of the oven and grabbed a towel trying to wave the smoke away from the smoke alarms. I'm sure my neighbors were freaking out. All I needed was the sprinkler system to turn on but it didn't (whew). My cat disappeared to somewhere, I;m sure she was wondering what is Mark doing now, can't leave him alone for a minute!

Finally got it under control and all I got was a cold beer and no food.

Sunday I get out of bed and turn the TV on to get set for the pre - game shows for football and wondered why they weren't on. Come to find out I forgot to set my clocks back an hour.

Maybe I'm losing it, what do you think? Just a weird weekend for Mark.