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Today In Music News 7.26.16

Every day, we take a look at what's happening in Music News.

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Baxter’s Substandard Advice for Guys Relationships, Session 2

You'll find throughout your relationship that she may pose what seems to be an innocent question. It is of the utmost importance that you do not speak without thinking first...

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Baxter’s Substandard Advice — Relationships, Session 1

Having been married multiple times, I pride myself in being a semi authority. So settle in for a class on relationships, Baxter-style.

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Groom Divorces Bride Who Chose Texting Over Wedding Night Sex

To paraphrase the late, great Marvin Gaye, this guy needs some "textual healing."

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What’s The Most You’ve Ever Spent on a Bed?

You spend 1/3rd of your life in your bed, so it's important to have a bed that's comfortable and good for your body, right? Would you spend up to $15,000 on your bed?

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Ten Steps to a Better Valentine’s Day…According to Her

The annual "Guys Can't Win" holiday is nearly upon us! Have you figured out your wife and/or girlfriend's desires, yet?

Me neither.

First off: if she says, "I don't want anything," IT'S A TRAP...

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St. Cloud Is a Dating Hub, Don’t Forget About Some Of the Older Women – Here’s Why

There's an old saying "age before beauty", no matter where you live. Sure, St. Cloud is a dating hub because of all the colleges, but don't forget about the benefits of dating older women!

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Let Your Search Begin! 12 Reasons Why Everyone Should Marry A Minnesotan

The results are in...Minnesotan's are perfect companions to spend your life with! Every one of these reasons are spot-on to why we are marriage-worthy people.

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Even Though A Minnesota Man Won $1 Million In Fantasy Football, I’m Done Playing it!

A Twin Cities guy wins a million in online fantasy football, but that doesn't excite me as fantasy sports ruined my love for the game, and I'll never go back to it.

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A Sad Reality About The World With Electronic Device Addiction [PHOTOS]

Have you noticed everywhere you look, people around you are focused on their cell phones? We are so removed from being social and it's starting to show. Amazing photos to prove how dumb we look.

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How To Keep Your Man Faithful? Sign His Manhood! [VIDEO]

Any man that's OK with this has good to be whipped something fierce. She's just a tad bit nuts herself, but VERY serious about it!

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The Smartphone App That’s Terrifying. People Can Rate You!

Think of this app as the Yelp of People. Users can rate you, like they would a business, from zero to five stars...and you can't do anything about it! You need to read this and be aware of it.

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