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Dear Baxter, I’m So Happy! Jennifer Aniston and I Are Having Kind Of a Thing!

Dear Baxter,

For months now I've been writing to Jennifer Aniston.  At first, I didn't hear a thing back, but yesterday i received an official restraining order...

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Dear Baxter, We Bought One of Those Tiny Houses and I’m Having a Big Problem

Dear Baxter,

My wife and I have been married for two years and were renting a house until recently. One day we were watching HGTV's episode on these new tiny houses that are all the rave...

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I Had the Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!

Baxter,

I had the worst Valentines Day ever.  I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend...

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Dear Baxter, Holy Melons, My Wife Rocks!

Baxter,

Check this out.  Ever since I've known my wife, she has talked about getting a nose job. She has always been a little insecure about her rather large nose...

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Dear Baxter, I’m Not Sure My Wife and I Speak the Same Language.

Dear Baxter,

With Spring right around the corner, I mentioned to my wife that maybe it's time to buy a motorcycle and enjoy the nice weather coming, riding around like I see so many others doing...

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Dear Baxter, I’m In a Relationship with a Bodybuilder and I Think He’s on Steroids

Dear Baxter, My boyfriend is a manic bodybuilder, which is cool because he takes very good care of himself, eats healthy, etc.  I suspect he might be using steroids because he has been getting extremely large in the last few months...

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I Was Expecting an Engagement Ring for Christmas, He Got Me Luggage

Dear Baxter,

I just had the most disappointing Christmas ever!  I was sure my boyfriend was going to pop the question this Christmas and was really expecting an engagement ring under the tree...

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Dear Baxter, My Wife Wants a Boob Job for Christmas

Baxter,

Not sure what to do.  Lately, my wife has been hinting that she wants to get a breast enlargement for her Christmas gift.  I checked into it and it's very expensive...

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Dear Baxter, I Slept With My Fiance’s Mother

Baxter,

A couple of years ago, when I was working as a bartender, I hooked up with a very attractive, yet older woman.  It was just one night and I never saw her again...

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Dear Baxter, Why Does My Boyfriend Have to Get High Before We Have Sex?

Dear Baxter,

I don't know who else to ask, so I guess I'm stuck with you, haha.  My boyfriend always smokes a bowl before we have sex...

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Dear Baxter, I Think I’’m Dating a Nudist

Dear Baxter,

I’'ve never been anyone'’s idea of a prude or conservative, but my girlfriend loves nothing more than to strip off her clothes when she gets home and strut around the place naked...

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Dear Baxter, My Best Friend Thinks I’m a Slut

Dear Baxter,

My best friend told me recently that I am a slut.  Can you believe it?  I am the kind of person that likes to enjoy life...

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