Relationships

Dear Baxter, Can a Boob Job Make You Stupid?
Baxter,
My girlfriend of 3 years just got a breast enlargement and while I'm thrilled with the results, I've noticed her IQ has seemed to drop quite a bit. Is it possible that this is a result of her surgery?  Can big boobs make you stupid...
Happy Anniversary to My Best Wife, So Far!
Today, my wife Judy and I celebrate 3 years of marriage.  Judy is my third and final wife, knock on wood.  Funny story, we grew up across the street from each other and pretty much lost contact with each other for many years. I friended her on Facebook and soon we were together...
Dear Baxter, My New Girlfriend is a Chronic Farter
Baxter,
I recently started seeing a new girl and everything just seemed so perfect. I wondered how a woman as perfect as this could be single. Well, I soon found out. She is a chronic farter.  I don't mean just once in awhile.  I'm ta...
Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Thrives on Drama
Baxter,
I just got engaged to my girlfriend after dating for over a year.  I actually don't know how I made it a year.  For some reason, she thrives on drama and even when things are going great she finds something to get angry about...
Dear Baxter, I’m Obviously Too Stupid to Get Lucky
Baxter,
This past weekend I decided to get out of the house for awhile, so I went to a bar I used to frequent. Long story short, I met the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.  Being a shy guy by nature, I was amazed at how easy it was to talk to this woman...
Who Loves You More, Your Dog or Your Wife?
My wife thinks I like our dog, Astro, more than I like her.  Of course, this is not true.  At least, I think it's not true.  I think the bigger question is, who loves you more, your dog or your wife?  There is a simple way to find out.  First lock both your dog and wife…

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