Relationships

Happy Anniversary to My Best Wife, So Far!
Today, my wife Judy and I celebrate 3 years of marriage.  Judy is my third and final wife, knock on wood.  Funny story, we grew up across the street from each other and pretty much lost contact with each other for many years. I friended her on Facebook and soon we were together...
Dear Baxter, My New Girlfriend is a Chronic Farter
Baxter,
I recently started seeing a new girl and everything just seemed so perfect. I wondered how a woman as perfect as this could be single. Well, I soon found out. She is a chronic farter.  I don't mean just once in awhile.  I'm ta...
Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Thrives on Drama
Baxter,
I just got engaged to my girlfriend after dating for over a year.  I actually don't know how I made it a year.  For some reason, she thrives on drama and even when things are going great she finds something to get angry about...
Dear Baxter, I’m Obviously Too Stupid to Get Lucky
Baxter,
This past weekend I decided to get out of the house for awhile, so I went to a bar I used to frequent. Long story short, I met the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.  Being a shy guy by nature, I was amazed at how easy it was to talk to this woman...
Who Loves You More, Your Dog or Your Wife?
My wife thinks I like our dog, Astro, more than I like her.  Of course, this is not true.  At least, I think it's not true.  I think the bigger question is, who loves you more, your dog or your wife?  There is a simple way to find out.  First lock both your dog and wife…
I Had the Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!
Baxter,
I had the worst Valentines Day ever.  I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend.  I don't know what to do.  My heart is empty and broken.  I thought we had something special...
Dear Baxter, Holy Melons, My Wife Rocks!
Baxter,
Check this out.  Ever since I've known my wife, she has talked about getting a nose job. She has always been a little insecure about her rather large nose.  Little by little, I set aside money hoping someday to have enough to pay for her surgery...

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