Dear Baxter,

A few months ago, I was fortunate enough to win an oversees lottery.  I must say, a windfall of over two and a half million dollars couldn't have come at a better time.  I was growing very tired of my job and upon hearing of my good fortune, I quit and walked out.  I used my final paycheck to pay all those fees that come with winning a sizable amount of money.Since I've paid all my fees, I can't seem to get a hold of the lottery officials. Any suggestions on what I can do?

Paul     St Cloud, MN


Gee, the first thing that comes to mind is KILL YOURSELF!  Life is going to be very, very difficult for you, my friend.  But, I have a better idea.  Chances are you are going to buy a huge mansion with your winnings, so as soon as possible, mortgage your current home for as much as you can get and send it to me.  I will then work on your behalf to collect your money.  Sound good?  I thought it would.  I'll let you go now, so you can get to the bank and take care of business.  Hope this helps



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