A German study that appeared in the New York Daily News has found that people (men, women, gay, straight -- doesn't matter) that have sex at least four times a week make a lot more money than their less-sexed counterparts. More sex = more money.

Wait, keep your pants on. Just going out and having more wild, crazy, random sex isn't necessarily going to make you rich. What the study actually found is that more sex makes people happy.  And happy people tend to be more successful and make more money than unhappy folks.

So the real question is what comes first; the money, the happiness, or the sex?