With all the hysteria surrounding clown sightings nationwide, I thought maybe we should all by this guide for our own safety.  This guide probably will answer most of your clown questions, like, why don't cannibals eat clowns?  They taste funny!  Sorry.  Here is the link to the survival guide.  Enjoy.  editor-blogs/guide-to-literary-agents/my-next-humor-book-when-clowns-attack-a-survival-guide-comes-out-oct-1-2015Tim Boyle/Getty Image