Alleged Grindr Cannibal Unresponsive After Jail Hunger Strike
Unfortunately, after administered smelling salts, Mark D. Latunski was revived and taken to a local Detroit hospital.
Latunski was in jail, charged with the murder and cannibalism of his Grindr date, 25 year old Kevin Bacon. Not the famous Kevin Bacon.
Kevin Bacon was found in Latunski's basement hanging upside down and naked. Bacon's testicles were missing and it's presumed Latunski had cooked and eaten them.
It's not clear why Latunski was staging a hunger strike, but I'm guessing human flesh wasn't on the prison menu.
I guess the big lesson here is if your name is Bacon, don't hook up with cannibals.
Latunski's lawyers plan to enter an insanity defense. Big surprise!
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