Aloha is for Idiots, Ya Betcha is for Geniuses! U.S. States Ranked From Dumb to Smart

The never-ending lists of U.S. states ranked continues. This time: smartness!

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The Washington Post ranked U.S. states from dumbest to not-dumbest, using a combination of IQ, SAT, and ACT scores plus the number of college graduates. They did so in response to Donald Trump asking, "How stupid are the people of Iowa?"

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The dumbest state is (thankfully) not the northernmost state in the union (that's Minnesota), but the second westernmost.

Hawaii.

What's so dumb about living on a volcano that wants to murder you? Aloha! (Getty Images)

They have beautiful weather, good-looking locals, and awesome parties. Unfortunately, Hawaii (according to the Washington Post whomyoucannottrust) is also not smart.

So who's #1? M...assachusetts.

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Minnesota finished 2nd. Not bad! Now if only people could drive like we're the 2nd-smartest state in the Union.

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