Bizarre Things People Have Done Drunk
It’s safe to say that most people have some ridiculous stories of the crazy things they’ve done after having a few too many. But would you be willing to share those tales with total strangers? Well a Reddit user posted that question on the site and here are among the responses:
I peed on the floor, in my own house, drank an entire bottle of chocolate syrup and got pissed when I couldn't make chocolate milk cause "someone" drank all the syrup."
Hid slices of pizza everywhere. Freezer? Pizza. Silverware drawer? Pizza. Linen closet? Pizza. It took months to finally find the slice crammed into the fuse box."
I drank lotion. It was right next to bottle of water on my nightstand. My boyfriend walked in and had to wrestle me for it. I remember having a weird taste in my mouth when I woke up and my boyfriend had to explain it to me. I can't stand the smell of that lotion anymore."
Drunk me booked a holiday on a cruise ship. Called to try and explain that I was extremely intoxicated and never had any intentions to ever want to go on a cruise to which the phone operator couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't get a refund but they upgraded my room for free and I ended up going, Was pretty good.”
My friend once fell asleep in his bed while drunk and somehow woke up in a tree. Drunken sleepwalking?"