Johnny U- Is This Organic- And You Need More Ammo

Johnny U came in again with some jokes.  Two... as per usual.

The first one was SO bad that I actually think it may have been his worst one yet.  The second one was a little better.  But when you hear it, you'll understand that I use the "better" term loosely.

So... are these organic or not?  And this poor dude needed more ammo... Johnny.  Lame Joke Friday is aptly named.