Johnny U Lame Jokes- Little Johnny and a Dead Horse
It's Friday and you know what that means, another round of lame jokes from Johnny UMF. This week he came in with another 2 jokes for us. But we didn't get the usual "these two are the best ones!" That was surprising, because that is usually what comes after the announcement that he has a couple of jokes ready for us.
So, the first joke is a "Little Johnny" joke. Little Johnny is usually kind of a dirty little kid, but this time he wasn't really dirty as much as he was just inappropriate.
The second one deals with a dead horse and a raffle. It went a little something like this:
What did you think? The second one was mildly funny, right? Or maybe the first one was, or maybe they were both just kind of terrible.
Next week Johnny U is going on tour and won't be here with us. He will hopefully come back with some better jokes from his travels. But I wouldn't hold my breath...
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