Lame Joke Friday- Two Types of Screws

Johnny U came into the studio again today because it's another Lame Joke Friday.

He again had 2 jokes.  The first one he called a "warm up" joke and the next was well... it fit the category.

So, yes... two different types of screws and a misunderstanding. Sounds like an episode of either Three's Company or Gilligan's Island. But anyway, Johnny U will not be here next week because he thinks he needs to be somewhere warm instead.  So, Lame Joke Friday will return in two weeks.

Until then.. try to find some better jokes, John.  Thank you.  -Everyone.