Rabid Bat Found- Makes Me Think of Vampires

I can't be the only person who this occurs to; rabid bats = vampire bats, right?  I mean they have fangs, don't they?  Ok, in all fairness I've never actually seen a bat all up close and personal.. like in real person.  Only in pictures.  They look like flying hamsters or mice.  So rabid ones.. vampires or no?

I mean, look- just look at those fangs.  I'm not even sure that this is a rabid bad...it's just a bat and that is bad enough.  Fangs.  No.

Anyhoo, there was a rabid bat found at Lake Harriet in the twin cities.  Anyone who might have been there and may have come into contact with this bat needs to get checked out.

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And aren't they blind??  They use built in radar to find their way around as they are flying a million (might be slightly less than that) miles an hour!  There is one good thing, however.  Bats to eat a butt load (scientific term) of mosquitos.  So- eat little guys, eat!  Just don't eat or bite me.  Thanks in advance.