Hard...at work...sorry

I missed my calling in the "studying porn" field of work. Radio seemed more lucrative.

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Keep watching, kids! The money'll be pouring out any minute, now!

Of course, not too many researchers party with rockstars. It's a give-and-take world.

The Journal of Sex Research - the Penthouse of academic journals - suggests that men who watched porn tend to be more open toward women in positions of power.

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Not THAT kind of position of power.

They mean positions like CEO. And no, that's not the name of a bondage position. (Role-playing notwithstanding...)

Research results from 10,000 men found that porniers (or "porn watchers"...my term, you're welcome) were generally more accepting of females in nontraditional roles.

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ROLES not POSITIONS

The researchers do point out that watching porn doesn't make you progressive; it's more about the kind of attitude you have in the first place. Pre-porn.

So don't be so quick to judge porn connoisseurs, ladies! They tend to be on your side!

Whichever side you'll have them is up to you. Hiyooooo!

Sorry.