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Really? Who Crapped in the Pool?

I was at an awesome hotel a few weeks ago and my friends and I were hanging at the pool. Just as we’re really relaxing and swimming, the lifeguard comes by and tells everyone to get out of the pool. I’m thinking ok, it must have been a little kid who had an accident, threw up or something like that. Nope, not some innocent little kid that did it.

Turns out way on the other side of the pool, there were a bunch of drunken college kids. Apparently, this dumbass guy was so drunk that he started throwing up while standing in the pool and then, can you guess what’s next? Yes, he ended up crapping himself at the same time.

Seriously? Is this what we’re doing these days? Is it necessary to be so out of your mind that you can’t control your bodily functions? Have some respect for yourself.

They said the pool would open again in hour, but I was thinking, “Are you kidding me? I’m not going back into that pool after some grown-ass man dumped in it!” And trust me, no one wants to be known around the resort as the 20 year old guy who craps himself.

At least he had a sense of humor about it. I saw him walking with his friends later in the week and he was wearing a shirt that said, “I crapped in the pool and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”.

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