Sammy is so impossibly young in this clip it's eerie...

Sammy's memoirs, Red: My Uncensored Life In Rock will be out March 15th. Yes, we all know that Van Halen is reportedly in the studio with David Lee Roth and we all know of Edward's bitterness towards Sammy and his alliance with ex-bassist Michael Anthony.

But Sammy said in an interview with Rolling Stone that "I would love to make another record with Van Halen. If Eddie really got his life together, which it seems he has judging by the pictures I've seen, then definitely. There's no rumor. There's no reason to say, 'Yes, I've got this vibe going on.' Right now, zero chance. When my book comes out, zero for a while. But someday, before we all die. . . We might be in our '90s though."

When my book comes out? Wuh-oh! Is Eddie going to be painted in a not0so flattering light?

"Time washes everything clean. To be honest, (his ex-wife) Valerie (Bertinelli) said almost all the same stuff in her book about Ed. The only thing I did was talk about my personal relationship with him. I had almost 10 fantastic years in that band. It was a dream come true for any musician on the planet. We had the greatest relationship and the greatest run and wrote some of the greatest music. We had five Number One albums and sold 50, 60 million records together. We practically sold out every venue in the world."

If (when) things go south again with Diamond Dave, do you think it'll only be a matter of with before the VH bros. come knocking? Also - would Sammy do it without Anthony?

Keep tuned to The Loon to see!