Henry Winkler, who played 'The Fonz' on 'Happy Days' is headed to Broadway to play a porn star...yes, I'm serious.

Is it just me or is this slightly disturbing? The Broadway comedy is titled 'The Performers'...wow how original, clearly they spent lots of time coming up with that title. I hope the plot is better than the title suggests.

The play centers on two high school friends who run into each other later in life at the Adult film awards in Las Vegas and end up meeting Winkler's character Chuck Wood. Wood is said to be "the hardest working man in the business" according to the shows press materials.

Wow. For the first time (possibly ever) I have been rendered speechless. The show opens November 14th.