Couple Stuff

I'll admit that the Craigslist Personals we're fun to check out from time-to-time. If you've tried to scroll them lately, you'd have noticed that they've shut them down. Here's what they say now.

Baxter, I have a girlfriend that most guys would love to have. She is perfect in just about every way. She's beautiful, smart, sexy and has a great sense of humor. If fact, it's part of her "great sense of humor" that is bothering me...

This morning we had a story about how much time the average couple spends having sex on a weekly basis. The average is 69 minutes a week. Wow, that's almost 35 times a week. I have always tried to gear my self for the modern busy American woman and found my best line is "Hey, got a minute...

Imagine, if you can, saving and scrimping every penny to buy a boat and sail off into retirement, only to have your boat sink with everything you own, on the second day of your dream adventure.

Hey Baxter, I'm new to all this marriage stuff. Recently, my new wife asked me to take a couples quiz in Cosmopolitan Magazine. All was going well until the question, How many sexual partners have you had?  Well, my answer was over 100 and hers was 2...

Dear Baxter, My friends lined me up with a blind date.  We hit it off immediately and ended up in bed within an hour of meeting. We've now been together for several months and the relationship continues to blossom. I'm no slut but for some reason, that first night, things just seemed so right...

Hey Baxter, I'm kind of between a rock and a hard place.  I recently started dating a girl and things were progressing nicely. The first time she was at my house she made it clear that she didn't like dogs. I guess that should have been a red flag...

I always like to see judges use some creativity when sentencing someone. Case in point, a guy was in court for violating a restraining order taken out by his ex girlfriend. The violation occurred when he texted his ex one night with insulting and nasty texts 144 times...

Dear Baxter, I can't believe I'm writing to you for advice but I don't know what else to do. Seems I can't go out anywhere with my boyfriend without him gawking at just about every woman around. People have always told me I'm extremely attractive, so I just don't understand why he does this...

Think about what you'd like to change about your 'other half', then decide if that would change if you lived in a warmer state, like California. Here's what most would change.

Dear Baxter, I recently met what I thought was the girl of my dreams. We seemed to hit if off right away. Early on she started to complain about having to rely on others for transportation. I decided to cosign a loan so she could buy a car to get her around...

Dear Baxter Lately my wife has been hinting around about wanting a sports car for Christmas. She says things like "Gee, something shiny that goes zero to 200 in 5 seconds would be great Christmas present"  Don't get me wrong, I love my wife to death and would love to make her wish come true, Honestly, she has put on some weight the last few years, about 80 pounds, and would look ridiculo