Really, People Talking in the Store Aisle?
I was at the grocery two nights ago and I was really hoping that on a Monday night, the place would be close to empty. I couldn't have been more wrong. However, that wasn't the problem.
Really? Is Everything a Friendly Reminder?
We all get these emails from people, right? They always start with, “Just a friendly reminder” or “Just a friendly note to say…” Why do people feel the need to start emails this way?
Really? Still With The Christmas Lights?
I was out taking my pup for a walk through my neighborhood last night and I saw six houses with Christmas lights still lit up. Six! There’s always one dumbass in every neighborhood that keeps them up for way too long, but six?! Come on!
Really? What’s With the High Beams?
For some reason I’m noticing this more and more lately. I’m on the interstate or highway and the car behind me has their high beams on. Are drivers getting dumber?
Really, Store Savings Cards?
Have you noticed how every store now has some sort of reward or savings program? Soon your purse or wallet will be packed with nothing but cards and numbers and you feel like you can’t shop at a store without having the “Rewards Card”.
Really? Who Doesn’t Lock the Restroom Door?
The best thing that’s happened to my workplace in a long time is when a co-worker walked in on another co-worker sitting on the toilet.
Really, Creepy Gym Guy?
Everyone knows what happens the first few weeks of the New Year, right? Packed gyms filled with hopeful people looking to keep their resolutions. Don’t worry, in a month or two, those people will give up and all will be back to normal. But in the mean time, I've been s…
Really, Car Costumes?
A person can get a costume for almost anything these days, right? Adults, kids, pets, etc. However, I've seen people put weird and stupid things on their cars before, but this has to be near the top of dumb stuff.
Really, Guy Who Parks Like a Jerk?
I work with a guy who’s a real asshat. King A$$hole I call him and he seems to be proud of it. He recently cut his hours so he pretty much comes and goes as he pleases. Lately, he’s been arriving at work sometime in the afternoon or whenever.
Really? What’s the Deal with Milk in a Bag?
I’m not actually sure why this question bothers me so much, but when the store clerk asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I want to end my life.
Really? Why Do I Want to Puke as You Eat?
I was out at a restaurant for dinner a few nights ago and there was a couple next to me with such bad table manners, that I wanted to seriously hurt them. They get their meal and the entire time it’s, *smack, smack, smack* chewing with their mouths open and the food is actually falli…
Really? You Gave Out WHAT For Halloween?
No one is forced to participate in Halloween, right? You could’ve easily left your outside lights off and you shouldn't have been bothered. However, if you chose to hand out candy last week or some sort of treat to kids, how about NOT handing out broccoli and carrots!?