Comedy

Introducing muffin tops. That's the part everyone likes.

Johnny always brings in 2 jokes now. He says it's because he has to have a golf joke because it's golf season.

I attached the text of the joke below, in case you'd like to memorize it and share it with your friends, or not.

This guy is pretty hilarious.

Come on let's go get high!

Now... we realize that with the subject matter from last Friday, it was necessary for him to come up with something that wouldn't be offensive.

But, I am questioning... does he have a cat?

I love stories like this that everyone can relate to.

Every Friday around 7:35 on the Loon Morning Show, Johnny Umf attempts to tell a joke or two. Johnny is an aspiring comedian, in fact he's been aspiring for about 40 years. Luckily for Johnny, he has a day job but that won't stop him from spreading what he calls humor on our morning show...

This joke is near and dear to my heart

I'm sure he's made you laugh on screen over the years. He's probably funnier in person.

I was even waiting after the joke was over for there to be more. But there wasn't.